MAN IS SURPRISINGLY HONEST ABOUT HOW IGNORANT, ARROGANT AND STUPID HE IS IN A RATHER UNINTERESTING SHORT ARTICLE ABOUT DALE'S PALE ALE

THE ARTICLE

BASICALLY, THIS GUY JUDGES BOOKS BY THEIR COVERS. AND SURPRISE, AT THE RIPE AGE OF OVER FIFTY, FINALLY REALIZES THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE SO QUICK TO JUMP TO PRESUMPTUOUS CONCLUSIONS.

HERE IS HOW HE ENDS IT:


"I'LL SAY: IT'S A START. TRY IT FOR YOURSELF. AND IF YOU'RE TEMPTED TO SEND ME A LECTURE ABOUT NOT JUDGING THINGS ON APPEARANCE, I'LL SAY: YEAH, YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT WHEN YOU'RE EATING GREEN MEAT."

LISTEN, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL EAT GREEN MEAT IF SOMEONE SERVES IT TO ME. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HAD GREEN MEAT, AND THEREFORE HAVE NO BASIS FOR REFUSING IT. IF I DID REFUSE, I WOULD BE "ASSUMING" SOMETHING I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT, WHICH IS FUCKING RETARDED.

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT