AS IS CUSTOMARY PER ANY COUNTRY'S CIVIL/LEGAL LAW CODE, EACH PRISONER GETS ONE WISH BEFORE THEY HAVE TO GO INTO THEIR CELLS AND SERVE THEIR LIFE-TERM IN PRISON. THE FIRST GUY ASKS FOR A COMPUTER, BECAUSE HE LIKES TO KEEP UP TO DATE WITH THINGS. THE SECOND GUY ASKS FOR A WOMAN, BECAUSE HE'S INTO FAMILY. THE THIRD GUY ASKS FOR A TRUCK FULL OF CIGARETTES.
TEN YEARS PASS, AND THEY GO BACK TO CHECK ON THESE GUYS.
THE FIRST GUY IS ALL UP TO DATE ON THE LATEST NEWS, HE'S WELL AWARE OF FACEBOOK AND KIM KARDASHIAN'S SEX TAPE. HE HOLDS STEADY COMMUNICATION WITH A PEN PAL IN GERMANY, WHO IS ALSO SERVING A LIFE-TERM IN PRISON AND ASKED FOR A COMPUTER.
THE SECOND GUY HAS THREE CHILDREN AND THE WOMAN HAS BEEN DEAD FOR THREE YEARS. ALL THREE CHILDREN ARE MALE, AND THEY AREN'T VERY TALKATIVE.
THEY GET TO THE THIRD GUY AND HE ASKS THEM:
"HEY, ANY OF YOU GOT A MATCH?"
HIS NAME IS TIMMY, AND HE WAS ALWAYS THE CLASS CLOWN. EVEN IN PRISON, HE COULDN'T RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO MAKE A JOKE.
