Girls don't like being stared at.
Sometimes girls like it when you check them out. Ask them the time, and then start from toe, slowly up to head, then you smile or wink (gross).

Janette by the outside bar, underneath the tiki, she's not very picky. She'll take you home and then hope you hold her for a while. Hey if I don't get feminist writing, like I really don't understand it, and I admit that, can you admit something else to me?

If you heard Jason talk to Danny it's because Tommy called Aaron about cigarettes or something. Janette met Henry by the outside bar and within seconds decided that conversation with him is boring and so she got on her facebook on her phone, and when he asked her if she checks facebook a lot at clubs and bars she said only when the conversation gets boring, to which his snarky ass replied with well then you must check facebook a lot!

I heard a rumor that he's actually really great terrible in bed at giving head.

Who told you that, Teddy?

Baby boo? I barely know that nigga.

What is this guy still doing here Janette wonders. It's been five minutes since he came by himself. She pushes his fat hairy arm off her and gets up from the bed, walks out of her bedroom and into her living room where her third roommate is watching that show girls. You go girl!

jenanal69: Hi guys, so I'm thinking about going back to that restaurant, I've been really craving those balls, what do you guys think :) hahaha lol

jenanal69: Hey guys, I'm going to a salsa dancing class after work around 6:45, thought I'd LET YOU GUYS KNOW in case any of you are interested :P

Janette pours herself a bowl of cereal. She told Marky to call her and Mikey to text her and Phillip the wrong number. She looks at her copy of I love dick on the kitchen counter, when am I gonna read that?

Babe: Idk. She's coming in like next week. She's from Paramaribo. She's of color. She's a white girl with a British accent. I think she's of color. We weren't sure if she'd get her visa. I turned up and down. We met before. We had met before, through a friend, her friend, my girlfriend at the time, but still her friend, and then neither of us were friends, and then the three, but then I saw her again and that's how we remet. And then I fucked her through the internet, and I fucked her through the phone. It's been good, not bad.

Mikey knows Pauly and Danny knows Henry and Suzy slept with all four of these guys.

When's someone gonna fuck us?