Monday

OVERHEARD IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT A FINANCIAL FIRM IN MANHATTAN



PERSON ONE: HEY, GOOD MORNING.
PERSON TWO:  MORNING.
PERSON ONE: HOW ARE YOU? YOUR WEEKEND?
PERSON TWO:  NEED A CUP OF COFFEE BAD.
PERSON ONE: OH YEAH, YOU DID ANYTHING, GO SOMEWHERE?
PERSON TWO:  NOTHING TO REPORT.
PERSON ONE: WHAT'S THAT?
PERSON TWO:  NOTHING TO REPORT..