OVERHEARD IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT A FINANCIAL FIRM IN MANHATTAN

PERSON ONE:...you know, like in Citizen Kane.

PERSON TWO: Oh, I wouldn't know.

PERSON ONE: You haven't seen Citizen Kane? Duuuude.

PERSON TWO: I've heard that's a famous movie.

PERSON ONE: Duuude...Dude! It's excellent. Directed by and starring Orson Welles.

PERSON TWO: Orson Welles?

PERSON ONE: Yep

PERSON TWO: Really? He's in it?

PERSON ONE: Yep!

PERSON TWO: The writer?

PERSON ONE: The writer and director. Oh wait, you're thinking of...

PERSON TWO: The guy who did War of the Worlds?

PERSON ONE: Yeah, that guy!

PERSON TWO: Wait, no, that's H. G. Wells.