OVERHEARD IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT A FINANCIAL FIRM IN MANHATTAN

PERSON ONE: ...So yeah, it was my birthday on the twenty-second.

PERSON TWO: Uhhuh....

PERSON ONE: And so we went to Wild Wings, you know?

PERSON TWO: Oh, I hate that place.

PERSON ONE: Yeah, that place is not the best.

PERSON TWO: Their wings suck!

PERSON ONE: You know what it is though? You know what it is? Their wings are good, but they're not special...