OVERHEARD IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT A FINANCIAL FIRM IN MANHATTAN

PERSON ONE: ...So what's your ride like in the morning?




PERSON TWO: It's a luxury.




PERSON ONE: Yeah?




PERSON TWO: It's a real luxury.




PERSON ONE: Nice! What kind of seats you get? You get to sit in one of those bucket seats?




PERSON TWO: What?




PERSON ONE: You know, how like on the lower tracks since it's electric, they have fancier carts.




PERSON TWO: I don't know...




PERSON ONE: You know, and so they put bucket seats on them.




PERSON TWO: I don't know what those are.




PERSON ONE: Bucket seats, you know, like they put in race cars. They're like seats, but they sort of, like, they mold around your body, they kind of wrap your body?




PERSON TWO: No, we don't have anything like that.




PERSON ONE: Yeah...They're actually not that comfortable.