claire spilled a glass of red wine
on the taupe ikea couch
i ran to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle
of white wine that was there from before i moved in
i was pretty sure i heard that white wine was the
antidote to this situation
i heard that somewhere
i poured the whole bottle on the stain and flipped
the wet cushion over, revealing old semen stains
that were there from before i moved in
our super started putting trash bins on
the roof, so instead of breaking 40 bottles under
the manhattan skyline, you can just throw them
away like a normal person
can you dip dye a couch?
half of our stains could be hidden
