i'm gonna find the best deal
you know you give me some options where i can shop
i'm gonna really look around...i'm gonna be like :
you know what? there's a better deal
TWO WORDS JACKASS:
1. DOG
2. THE BOUNTY HUNTER
TWO WORDS JACKASS
1. YO
2. LO
speak softly and carry a big stick
this is advice from theodore teddy roosevelt the inventor of teletubbies
I'M QUEEN LATIFAH
OK
I'M GOING TO PUT MY DICK INTO A JUICE PRESS
my grandma is definitely working on her pinterest following
THIS IS A FUCKED UP TREE
THIS IS THREE TREES COMING OUT OF THE SAME TREE
THIS TREE IS FUCKING STUPID
now that's true skill-set, bounty hunter, nice
as a marxist say
GET ME IN CONTROL OF ABC FAMILY AND I WILL FUCK THIS COUNTRY UP
OOH GOD
I LOVE HUGGING
I LOVE HUGGING PEOPLE
I LIKE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY
GIBBOUS MOON CRESCENT MOON
I LOVE STARS
I WANT CAKE
I LOVE THE DAYS AFTER IT RAINS
I LIKE DANCING
I LIKE KISSING YOU
I WANT TO KISS YOU
I WANT TO KISS YOU IN A BASEBALL FIELD
I WANT TO KISS YOU IN A BASEBALL FIELD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
IN THE TUNNEL OF THE JUNGLE GYM
WHEN IT'S DARK OUT AND I CAN'T SEE
I'M GONNA BRING COOKIES AND [QS?]
AND WE'RE GONNA EAT THEM BOTH
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
A COCK IN THE HAND IS WORTH FIVE ONLINE
WOW
BEAUTIFUL FIELDS THAT HAVE COWS GRAZING
WOW
MY GRANDPA'S IN THE TOP TEN SMALLEST COCKS
WE'RE TALKING SMALL
RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT IT'S THAT SMALL OF A DICK
BACK IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DAYS THEY DIDN'T HAVE Y O L O
we have yolo
we have to harness this gift
YOLO TREE TRUNK
COME ON TREE TRUNK
LIVE
come on you little shit baby
come on tree trunk
live your life
oh wait
you can't live your life
cause you're dead
right?
cause everything DIES
BECAUSE EVERYBODY DIES
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SAD
YOUR CAT'S GONNA DIE
YOUR DOG ONLY LIVES ONCE
GUESS WHO YOU CAN'T HUG WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
EVERYONE
BUT SERIOUSLY HUMANS ARE FUCKING UP
SOME PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE FOOD
SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE HOMES
ALMOST EVERYBODY WAKES UP AND DOES SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE
WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS
HUMAN BEINGS CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS
RISE UP YOU FRICKERS
YOU ARE LITERALLY GONNA DIE
MAKE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL BEFORE YOU ARE DEAD
AAAAAHHHHH
YEEEAAAHH FRICKERS
THE RAIN IS BEAUTIFUL
THE RAIN IS BEAUTIFUL
THE GRASS IS BEAUTIFUL
THESE HILLS ARE BEAUTIFUL
MAYBE YOU CAN STAND IN THE RAIN
MAYBE YOU CAN STAND IN THE RAIN
YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW
I LOVE THE WORLD
HEY FRICKER GUESS WHAT
WE'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME TIME
INTERVIEW WITH SOMEONE WHO IS CURRENTLY ALIVE
WHAT'S IT LIKE?
it's fucking beautiful
