two poems by jamey strathman

GOOSE

Are we meant to believe there are men are sweating like pigs in this classroom?

Sweating is just fear and weakness leaving your body

Sweaty unibrow. Ok. Anyone else agree?

I'm not the slightest bit excited about the glory of the "kill shot."

I have no talent in anything else whatsoever.

My father took me on his knee

And told me that the nectar of honey bees is thicker and sweeter in dry times

In America, nostalgia for things is apt to set in before they goose.

Wait, there's two O's in 'Goose?'

GENDER & WOMEN'S STUDIES

Women can fall in love infinite time --

But are women capable to have infinite sex without psychological damage?
Let me start and saying that I am a Mama's Boy and

I have decided to exploit the system as much as possible

1- Is it possible for a woman to have sex just like men?

2- What a woman feels when she breaks up with a man?

3- How normal is it for a woman to have sex with man?

I am not talking about crimes i am talking about women and men in general

I very rarely see a broke women but i see broke men everywhere

I never see a woman have a hard time after break ups,

I see several men having hard time after a breakup

That if the women they loved leaves them they suicide

women like to dress like salt and don't want us to call them salts, that's perfectly fine with me

it's wrong for men to talk about boobs and butts

That means women don't think all the time

I am 5 foot 4 and 8 stone 5 pounds but i am pretty flexible

I have been know to headbutt bite and claw

Can anybody please protect me?